Enveloped in yet another round of hopeless, soul-sucking vanity, I ask the HW legions to, as the Scoop sites say, “take the poll”. Truth optional.

1. What’s your favorite Honey White song and why?
1a. (for the old schoolers) Favorite Mojo Wire song?

2. How many Honey White shows have you been to?

3. Do you know who Sean is, and why he went to Africa?
(Note: Again, reasons listed need not actually be The Truth)

4. Can you identify at least two covers we have played, either live or on CD, and who originally wrote them?

5. During our Isla Vista days, how many times had Honey White been shut down by the Foot Patrol?

6. How many times have I worn the very same clothes to multiple gigs?

7. Should we get fuck-off money endorsement deals from Fender for so prominently showing off their fine four- and six-stringed products?
7a. Should we then pose in poorly-designed ads in trade magazines and pretend we really matter?

8. Adam and Sean famously fought a brutally short boxing match before a Mojo Wire show in 2000. Which Honey Whiters would be most likely to do this and why? Who would win?

9. How many ways can us four guys in HW be divided into 2-on-2 basketball teams?

10. What band(s) would you most like to see us team up with for a live show?

11. Which Honey White song was remixed by a kickass DJ?

12. The floor is open. Ask and answer as many more Honey White-related questions as you want.